I'm going to preface by saying: I've being dating a woman for the last month who's been trying to understand my love of games better, and credit to her, she doesn't have to, but she does anyway. She has a doctorate in English literature, and in a feminist. She also like handbags, pink (as in the colour), and growing up, Barbie.
Last night she came around to proudly show off her recent purchase:
Barbie: Jet, Set & Style for the Wii, which she picked up cheap from the bargain bins. As a man who has a particular love of bad movies and other trash, I was more than happy to pop this in and have a laugh.
After a basic tutorial explaining my role in this exciting world of wonder, we got down to business, starting with hair styling! Now, the goal is:
1. First, take your Wii remote and down a downward movement to straighten the hair with your virtual brush.
2. Cut it to the right length. This means there's a
golf-swing bar, where you must hit the A button at a certain time. I refused to be told how I,
a fashionista and artist, should be told how to cut hair, so I intentionally cut either too long or short.
3. Now, to actually cut, you hit the A+B buttons together. Can't really do more than that.
After finishing my masterpiece of see-sawing hair, I got told by Barbie that I did great. I agreed. I know I did great Barbie, I'm a
fashionitsa! I don't need your condescending and forced approval!
I wish I could say more about this game. After repeating the same thing a few times, for some reason the Wii remote was not registering the pointer on the screen, and that required a reset.
Oh well, we gave the game the best chance to succeed, but alas fate was not on our side.
Overall, she was unimpressed, and I wanted to keep playing, if only to see how I could further break the game.
I give Barbie:
Jet, Set & Style for the Wii - 1,000,000 pink stars
it does make my brain get really hot at times* (*losing to shit Ryu's) 
