Because everyone loves a limerick, right?
I had a bored few minutes earlier and one popped in to my head, so I made some more. Bonus points for naming the game.
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There was a young man called Nate,
Who had quite a lot on his plate,
When not finding loot, the guns he did shoot,
Whilst crouching down next to a crate.
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You run around gathering souls,
Whilst fighting with infantry poles,
It's a hard pill to swallow, you will become hollow,
Lest the timing be right on your rolls.
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Fancy a drive to the coast?
A shiny red car is your boast.
With a girl by your side in a hot sexy ride,
Leave all the others for toast.
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Fortune may favour the brave,
As you jump fight and run through the grave,
The monsters are rude, sometimes you'll be nude,
But the princess you really must save.
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There are interesting things to read,
Between slashing guards ‘till they bleed,
You'll climb a few towers, and gain some new powers,
But be sure to stay true to the Creed.
Feel free to add your own!
Some gaming limericks for you
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Re: Some gaming limericks for you
For number 4 I’d change it to “you’ll continually be nude” at least in my case!
Re: Some gaming limericks for you
Funny Number 1 was the best.
Would be great if you could come up with some more.
Would be great if you could come up with some more.