“Who brakes in Rock n’ Roll Racing?” Darren Gargette burns up the circuits in Motor Rock, an indie ‘tribute’ to 1993 16-bit isometric racer Rock […]
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Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition Quick Rinse – Dezzy Duke
“Your face. Your ass. What’s the difference?” Darren Gargette pays those alien bastards for shooting up his ride in Devolver Digital’s Steam Megaton Edition of […]
Electronic Super Joy Quick Rinse – Lady sex noises
“Ooh la-laaa!” Darren Gargette plays the in-your-face 2D platformer formerly known as Techno Ninja: Electronic Super Joy. This is the Windows version of the game […]
Mario Kart 64 Quick Rinse – BATTLE! VERSUS?
“I’M THE BEST!” Darren Gargette plays the second of Nintendo’s Mushroom Kingdom racing games, Mario Kart 64. Here Darren is playing the game on PC […]
Mario Party Quick Rinse – I got blistas on my palms
“Does each of you really want to be a Super Star?” Darren Gargette remembers a time a decade-and-a-half ago before the eight sequels of varying […]
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter – Only one wall texture but plenty of fog
“I. Am Turok!” Darren Gargette plays sprawling first-person Nintendo 64 (near) launch title Turok: Dinosaur Hunter via emulation. This is the fully gory, neck-clutching, gargling […]
Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero Quick Rinse
“Who are you to judge?” Darren Gargette plays one of the most critically reviled games of all time: Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero. Here Darren is […]
Ethan: Meteor Hunter (not so) Quick Rinse – parts one to four
Darren Gargette takes on tricky puzzle/platformer Ethan: Meteor Hunter from Seaven Studios for PC and PS3. In the first of four videos Darren kills the […]
The Typing of the Dead: Overkill – Death cab for Mavis Beacon
I got 99 problems but an itch ain’t one Darren Gargette straps on his combat keyboard and gets typographical on the zombie horde courtesy of […]
Papers, Please Quick Rinse – They come over here…
Darren Gargette tries his hand at a new career courtesy of Lucas Pope’s absorbing border patrol puzzle of observation and ethics: Papers, Please. You can […]
Banjo-Kazooie Quick Rinse
A gleeful Gargette re-enters the sumptuous and magical fairy tale world created by his beloved Rare. Banjo-Kazooie debuted on N64 in the summer of 1998, […]