I got 99 problems but an itch ain’t one Darren Gargette straps on his combat keyboard and gets typographical on the zombie horde courtesy of Sega’s fun and frantic The Typing of the Dead: Overkill. […]
“Stop your grinnin’ and drop your linen!” Darren Gargette grabs his pulse rifle and ventures back to LV-426 to show us the confusing mess that is Gearbox Software’s Aliens: Colonial Marines. If you like these […]
“Oh God, I hope that’s not a hostage!” Darren Gargette endures the aged graphics and dodgy voice samples to give us a Quick Rinse of Probe Entertainment’s Die Hard Trilogy. Originally released last century (1996) […]
“Now all of you ungrateful humans will feel my loss and despair.” Darren Gargette gives us a quick reminder of why Sonic Adventure DX is not one of the high-speed hedgehog’s most advisable escapades. If […]
In a brave attempt to speed run Beginner stages in Super Monkey Ball, Darren finds himself wildly cocky and, well, a down right cheeky monkey.
“Remember that pain! Next time it will be worse!” On the day that the snow turned into rain we recorded the second and final of our Shenmue podcasts. Yu Suzuki’s Shenmue II sees Ryo cross […]
In his latest id Software Quick Rinse, Darren Gargette bottles out of playing Quake III: Arena veterans online in favour of some low skill AI. PC version shown.
“Heh… you like me that much?” A developer whose hallmark is technical wizardry, Yu Suzuki’s AM2 were responsible for eye-popping innovation throughout the 80s and 90s with arcade titles such as Space Harrier, OutRun and Virtua Fighter. Open-world […]
“Am I the only one who understands the meaning of the word “covert?”” Thick-necked, wise-cracking future soldiers shooting the crap out of robots with big guns. In the minds of gamers, SEGA Yakuza Studio’s Binary Domain is […]
According to its creators arcanekids, “Zineth is a student game made over a few months meant to celebrate speed, movement, and twitter.” According to Darren Gargette, it’s “OMG! Jet Set Radio on acid!!!”…